I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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