I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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