this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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