I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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