Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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