You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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