Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No...this little piggys going to the bar
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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