Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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