Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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