never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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