I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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