I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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