North Korea, Best Korea!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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