You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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