apparently the secret to your success is patron
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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