i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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