i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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