Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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