I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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