Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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