Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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