Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I want her autograph on my taint
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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