laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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