hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
she smelled like a LAN party
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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