I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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