You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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