just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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