listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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