your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
