I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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