i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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