Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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