Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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