I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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