doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
