do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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