Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
not ubering you a puppy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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