Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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