is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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