I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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