I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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