Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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