I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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