I skipped work to stalk him.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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