New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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