I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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