I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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