love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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