Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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