I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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