Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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