Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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