that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I party with great urgency now.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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