There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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